A wee update on the shed..

Alky missed the northern isles ferry.

So she is back fur mair punishment..

Anyway.. I though I would give you all a wee update of the saga o the shed and alky...he.he...

Alky's really doing well with the construction side o things..

 But she has worn out her fourth pair o wellies.. But I think I will have to get her a pair of gloves, as her hands are full o blisters.. but I did take her to the doctor to get them seen to, but the doc. fainted when he saw how ugly she is .... ooops, sorry aboot that slip up.... But she looks ok after a good scrub up with a brillo-pad....and a thick coat o paint ......

I'm really getting worried about da dug, it has started to seronade her ever night ootside her kennel .. oops shed.. she isna very happy with da food that I serve her. I give her good wholesome food every day.. Yesterday she had two slices o plain bread and water, and today I gave her two slices o wholegrain bread and washed down with milk [ it was only off a wee bit ] and me, I just had to make do with a medium rare rib-eye steak mashed tatties, onion rings, carrots basted in butter, and garden peas.

 O well, I better get back to make sure she isnt skiving............

Alkys back in Shetland..

hello all, just popped in for a wee rest, thank god alky's away back tae shetland, it'll save me a fortune in breed, an as far as da dug is concerned, it's barking wis doing my heed in.. he.he.

Well da steel is all erected now, jist tae pit da profile sheets on next ... dont think da neighbour will be very happy wae da size o it .. but it's not my problem, it's my wee lassies ..he.he ..........

So alky, you managed tae get back all right, wonder how you managed to pay your fare, whit wae nae money an awe dat .. Did you stow away on da boat did you.. or did you compromise wan o da crew members........

Anyway its nice to see you back in da magnies rest... my, you hiv fair lost a lot o weight alky, your needing a right good feed by da look o you, you wid think someone wis starving you....

Next time I come, I will bring you a new pair o wellies, the one's you are wearing hiv a big hole in da toes, and I notice your hands are healing up good as well, pity aboot dat dent in your skull, wis dat where da steel joist fell on your head, I warned you to wear a hardhat.......

Right alky, I'm away back doon sooth to get on with da shed... and tell all da punters I wis asking for them.... and watch oot for that MG, I think he fancys you, I hear that he has to go to da opticians quite urgently.. then he will see you, as we see you.. god whit a sight...... Whit dae you mean, get oot, did I say something to offend you..

A few pics o whit i've been doing..



Just ta do the gable end..



The path..



Nearly finished.



Thats better looking.



The end o the Saga o the Shed..

Just a quickie..

Quick alky, give me a double whisky.. i'm a bit traumatized.. I wis oot shopping an went into primark and got myself a hoodie top, so that I could mingle in with da low life doon here. The next day I wis up da toon and got mugged wae one o dem.

guess whit he stole ......... he nicked my new hoodie.....


george..